1. OLYMPIC GAMES
Top secret top story: Shhh! It’s officially top secret – what the opening ceremonies will look like today. But rehearsals have been huge; people saw them, and whispered details to the local press. Expect Russian history – but no Lenin, no Stalin. Speaking of leaks: An official said surveillance cameras caught people abusing hotel showers.Surveillance cameras in bathrooms? Other officials say: never happened.
2. JUSTIN BIEBER
Egg on his face: The Beeb hasn’t looked too hot lately. He faces misdemeanor charges in Toronto on smacking a limo driver and in Miami on buzzed driving and resisting arrest. After that, his plane got searched over the smell of pot on board. But remember when his neighbors accused him of egging their house in L.A.? Investigators want him charged with felony in that case, because it did $20,000 in damage.
3. FAUX POLITICAL WEBSITE
Elephant in donkey’s clothing: Say you’re a Democrat, and you want to donate to a campaign, so you Google your favorite candidate’s website. There’s her smiling picture; colors are Dem blue. You donate, and whoops! Up pops a photo of George W. Bush saying: Thank you! Well, you should’ve read the fine print, because the GOP is makingfaux candidate sites for Dems that look pretty darn real – to get donations to beat them.
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